Caterpillar
Big hairy caterpillar was big and hairy. He was alone as nobody would accept his hairiness. Even his smooth brothers and sisters mocked him.Though they did consider his choice of name somewhat cruel, considering. So, big hairy caterpillar quietly tromped through life, until one day he came across a barbers shop. The barber took pity on him and shaved him nude. Happily he continued on his way a little smile on his little caterpillar face. Then he heard someone shouting at him and a burly policeman swaggered up to him.
” You do know that’s illegal, sir?” Said the policeman. “I’m going to have to ask you to accompany me to the station” he continued, cuffing the caterpillar (Yeah, I know,ok).
Big hairy, now nudey, caterpillar was convicted of innapropriate conduct and spent the rest of his life being a beetles bitch in the big house
The end
HAAAAHA! Really sounds a lot like the stories I’d come up with during high school. xD
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First laugh and broad smile of the day! =D Hahahaha that’s a great story, I love it.
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lol My high school stories, were much more sane and I was actually on drugs then. I’m kinda concerned, I’m coming up...
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HAAAAHA! Really sounds a lot like the stories I’d come up with during high school. xD
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